Description: Bad Golfer
Sue Oiler loved the golf game but was not very good at it. She was
out on the links one day, playing with her husband Tim. As usual, every time
she swung at the ball, she made the earth beneath it fly every which way! "My
goodness, Tim," she said, blushing at her awkwardness, "I bet the worms think
there's an earthquake going on."
"Don't be so sure, Sue. The worms on this course are mighty smart.
My guess is that most of them are hiding beneath your golf ball for safety."