FileTitle: Joke1116.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Old Ladies on the Beach
On a beach near Hyannis Port a young college student decides to play a prank
on his female companion. He sends her back to the car for some more DIET
COKE and when she is out of site takes off his swimming trunks and gets
himself hard and covers his entire body with sand except his prick. But before
his female parter returns two elderly ladies walk by and one of them gasps,
"Oh my god!!! Look a schlong!!" Her companion replies in disgust,"Damn it
when we were young we had trouble getting any dick! Now that we are too old
to make use of them THEY ARE GROWING WILD!!!!"