FileTitle: Joke1122.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Economic Sexual Analogy

        About a month ago, the Governor of Massachusetts decided he had to get
laid. Going to a high-class whorehouse, he found a blonde, a redhead, and a
brunette waiting in the downstairs lounge. "I'm the Governor of Massachusetts,"
he said to the blonde. "How much will it cost me to spend some time with you?"
        "Three hundred dollars," was her answer.
        To the redhead he posed the same question.
        She replied with, "Five hundred dollars."
        He made the same proposition to the brunette.
        She replied, "Mr. Governor, if you can raise my skirt as high as my
taxes, lower my panties as far as my wages, get your dick as hard as the times,
keep it hard as long as I have to wait in the store, keep me warmer than my
apartment in winter, and screw me like you do the public, believe me Bill, it
isn't going to cost you a dime."