FileTitle: Joke1136.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Diamond's Curse
 A man is sitting in an airplane, next to an empty seat, waiting for the
 rest of the passengers to board. A beautiful woman with the largest
 diamond ring he has ever seen takes the empty seat next to him. He cannot
 help but stare at it and finally mentions to her how exquisite it is.
 She graciously thanks him and mentions that it's a Klopmann diamond but
 it has a terrible curse attached to it. He's curious and asks her: "What
 curse would that be?". "Mr. Klopmann", she deadpans.