Description: Diamond's Curse
A man is sitting in an airplane, next to an empty seat, waiting for the
rest of the passengers to board. A beautiful woman with the largest
diamond ring he has ever seen takes the empty seat next to him. He cannot
help but stare at it and finally mentions to her how exquisite it is.
She graciously thanks him and mentions that it's a Klopmann diamond but
it has a terrible curse attached to it. He's curious and asks her: "What
curse would that be?". "Mr. Klopmann", she deadpans.