FileTitle: Joke1140.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Senoir Citzens on a Train
A group of senior citizens were traveling by train on a special tour
offered by a local travel agency.  As usual, there were many widows and
only a few widowers.  While sleeping soundly in an upper berth, Mr.
Foley was awakened by a persistent tapping from below.  "Oh, Mr. Foley,
are you awake?" asked the widow in the berth below.
"I am now," he said sleepily.  "It's rather chilly down here, Mr. Foley,
I wonder if you would mind getting me a blanket?"  "I've got a better
idea, lady," he said, "Let's pretend we're married."  He could hear her
giggling softly below him.  "That sounds like a lovely idea," she said
in an inviting tone of voice.  "Good," he said as he rolled over, "now
go get your own damn blanket."  The Joke Boutique