FileTitle: Joke1140.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Senoir Citzens on a Train
A group of senior citizens were traveling by train on a special tour
offered by a local travel agency. As usual, there were many widows and
only a few widowers. While sleeping soundly in an upper berth, Mr.
Foley was awakened by a persistent tapping from below. "Oh, Mr. Foley,
are you awake?" asked the widow in the berth below.
"I am now," he said sleepily. "It's rather chilly down here, Mr. Foley,
I wonder if you would mind getting me a blanket?" "I've got a better
idea, lady," he said, "Let's pretend we're married." He could hear her
giggling softly below him. "That sounds like a lovely idea," she said
in an inviting tone of voice. "Good," he said as he rolled over, "now
go get your own damn blanket." The Joke Boutique