FileTitle: Joke115.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Sex, Golf
A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to consumate
their marriage so to speak when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make-- I'm not a virgin."
  The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
  The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."
  "Oh yeah?  Who was the guy?"
   "Arnold Palmer."
    "Arnold Palmer the golfer?"
   "Yeah."
   "Well he's rich, famous and handsome.  I can see why you went to bed with
him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.  When they get done, the
husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
     "What are you doing?
    The husband says, "I'm hungry so I was going to call room service and get
some food."
    "Arnie wouldn't do that."
   "Oh yeah?  What would Arnie do?"
   "He' d come back to bed and do it a second time."
   The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his
wife a second time.  When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
   "What are you doing?"
    The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to
get some food."
    "Arnie wouldn't do that."
    "Oh yeah?  What would Arnie do?"
    "He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
   The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his
wife one more time.  When they finish he's tired and beat.  He drags himself
over to the phone and starts to dial.  The wife asks, "Are you calling room
service?"
   "No!  I'm calling Arnie to find out what's par for this hole!"