The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park.
They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel.  The ride completed,
she seemed rather bored.
     "What would you like to do next?"  he asked.
     "I wanna get weighed," she said.  So the young man took her
over to the weight guesser.  "One-twelve," said the man at the
scale, and he was absolutely right.
     Next they rode the roller coaster.  After that, he bought
her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she
would like to do.
     "I wanna get weighed," she said.
     I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the
young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he
took the girl home.
     The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early,
and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time
tonight?"
     "Wousy," said the girl.