FileTitle: Joke1166.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Bad Basketball Pun
It was the strangest thing coach Kahrs had ever seen in Olympic basketball:
Everytime a player pushed or travelled or hacked, the referee failed to
assess a penalty. Instead, he'd cup his hands to his mouth and shout out the
name of a barnyard bird.

Kahrs finally had enough of this and went over to the referee.

"What do you think you're doing ? Their guy elbows one of mine, you yell
'Chicken!' They trip one of my boys, you shout, 'Hen!' What the hell's going
on here ?"

"What are you, stupid ?" the ref snapped. "I'm calling fowls."