FileTitle: Joke118.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Nuns, Sex
A nun got on a city bus and noticed she was alone except for the
driver. Seizing the moment, she sat beside him and began to describe
her problem: "Sir, since I have been a nun all of my adult life, I
have never experienced the joy of sexual intercourse. And although I
would dearly love to try it, there are two major obstacles. First, I
could never do it with a married man, for that would be adultery.
Second, I could never do it vaginally, since then I would not be
chaste when I went to see St. Peter."
The bus driver thought for a moment and said, "You know sister, I
might be able to help you here. It turns out, I am unmarried, and I
could simply penetrate you anally. That way you would remain chaste."
The nun thought for a moment and agreed that both of her conditions
would be met and so they proceeded to have anal sex.
After getting back in his seat and driving on, the busdriver
confessed to the nun, "You know sister, I really lied to you. I am
married with three kids".
"Not to worry. I lied too. My name is Fred and I'm on my way to a
costume party."