Description: Elephants and Porsches
OK, so there's this elephant stuck in a hole. A mouse comes up and says "Hey,
I'll help you out, tie this rope around you." The elephant says," You can't
pull me out!!" The mouse says, "Oh, I'm not going to pull you out myself, I've
got a Porsche, and I'll drag you out with it." So he does, and the elephant is
A few days later, the mouse is stuck in the same hole. The elephant sees him
and says, "I'll return the favor and help you out." and he unzips his fly and
drops his dick into the hole. The mouse climbs up his dick out of the hole and
says "Gee, thanks."
MORAL: If you've got a big dick, you don't need a Porsche.