One day, George returned home and saw his wife Heidi packing up her bags.
Naturally he was suspicious, so he asked her what was wrong.
"Honey, why are you packing up?"
"I'm leaving you!"
Naturally, George got quite suspicious. "Why would you want to leave you
"Because I heard you are a PEDOPHILE!"
Immediately, he got miffed and piped up,
"You know, that is a mighty big word for a nine year-old!!!"