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The Commanding General was giving a welcoming speech and was being very
long winded and pompous. A young Second Lieutenant muttered to the
woman standing next to him, "What a pompous and unbearable old windbag
he is!" The woman turned to him and said, " Lieutenant, do you know
who I am? I'm the wife of that 'unbearable old windbag' as you chose
to describe him." The Lieutenant, looking very stern, replied, "Indeed,
and do you happen to know who I am?" "No, I don't"
"Thank God," the Lieutenant said as he did an about-face and
disappeared into the crowd. The Joke Boutique.