Description: Horses, Yuck
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the
country store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up
in front of the saloon, walk around behind his horse, lifted
its tail and kiss the horse full on its asshole.
Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did
you do THAT?"
To which the cowboy reply, "I've got chapped lips."
Confused, the woman continued, "Does that make them feel better.
"No, but it stops me from licking them!"