FileTitle: Joke1271.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Nuns Sinning
 It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic church
 to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes.
 Finally the priest agreed to let them leave the convent for the weekend.
 "However," he said, "as soon as you get back on Monday morning, I want you
 to confess to me what you did over the weekend."
 The four nuns agreed and run off. Monday comes and the four nuns returned.
 The first nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
 sinned."
 The priest asks, "What did you do, Sister?"
 She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie."
 The priest looks up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are
 forgiven, go and drink holy water."
 The first nun leaves, and the fourth nun begin to chuckle quietly under her
 breath. The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me,
 Father, for I have sinned."
 The priest replies, "Ok, what happened?"
 She says, "I was driving my brother's car down the street in front of his
 house, and I hit a neighbour's dog and killed it."
 The priest looks up at heaven for half a minute, then says, "You are
 forgiven, go and drink holy water."
 The second nun goes out and by this time, the fourth nun is laughing quite
 audibly. Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, " Forgive me,
 Father, for I have sinned."
 The priest asks, "Out with it, what did you do?"
 She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down Main Street."
 The priest looks up at heaven for full five minute before responding, "God
 forgives you, go and drink holy water."
 She leaves. The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard that tears
 ran down her cheeks. The priest asks her, "Ok, what did you do that was so
 darn funny?"
 The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water ... ..."