FileTitle: Joke1278.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Vampire's in a Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar in Transylvania and sit on the stools.  The
bartender looks at the first and, in a thick Transylvanian accent, says,
"May I halp you?"  The first responds with, "I would like...a blood."  The
bartender turns to the second and says, "May I help you?"  The second
thinks for a short time and says, "I would like...a blood."  The bartender
goes over to the third and, once again, says, "May I help you?"  The third
looks at him and says, "I would like...a plasma."  The bartender looks over
his shoulder and says to his partner, "Give me two bloods and a blood
light."