FileTitle: Joke1280.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Free Drinks for the Blind
A blind man with a seeing-eye dog walked into a bar that didn't allow
dogs and ordered a drink.  "On the house," said the bartender feeling
sorry for him.  Later the blind man met a friend walking his tiny
Chihuahua.  "Go into that bar over there with your dog, tell the
bartender you're blind and he'll give you a free drink."  Seeing him
enter the bar with his dog, the bartender exclaims, "Hey, you're not
allowed to bring that dog in here!"  "But I'm blind and this is my
seeing-eye dog," the man explains.  The bartender says, "Don't give me
that crap.  A Chihuahua isn't a seeing-eye dog!"  The man exclaims,
"What!  They gave me a Chihuahua?"   Lyle's Joke Boutique.