A nice car crossed a bridge over a river. At the end of the crossing there
stood a policeman, surrounded by hundreds of cheerful people, carrying
balloons. And they were all watching the car.
The policeman urged them to pull over. As they did, the driver lowered his
window and asked: 'What's up, officer ?'
'Well, congratulations', said the policeman. 'You happen to be the 100,000th car which crosses our beautiful bridge. So you'll get a nice prize: $ 10,000 !'
'Wow, officer, that's great !'
Now some reporters approached the car, holding pencils and microphones.
The policeman handed the money and asked: 'What'll you do with all this
money ?'
The driver said: 'Maybe I can afford to get my driver's licence'.
The woman next to the driver bent over and said: ' Don't mind his word,
officer, he never realises what he says when he is drunk'.
Said the old grandad in the back seat: 'I knew we wouldn't get far in a
stolen car.'