FileTitle: Joke1332.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Blonde Story Joke
There was a typical blond.  She had long, blond hair, blue
eyes, and she was sick of all the blond jokes.

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed
her hair.  She also went out and bought a new convertible.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd
of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep."  She said.
"Well thank you."  Said the herder.
"Tell you what.  I have a proposition for you."  Said the woman.
"Okay."  Replied the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one
 home?"  Asked the woman.
"Sure."  Said the sheep herder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied
"Wow."  Said the herder.  "That is exactly right.  Go ahead
and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said "Okay, now I have a proposition for
"What is it?"  Queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my
dog back?"