Description: Talking Frog (Just in case)
Two older golfers are playing golf and one is looking for his ball in
the rough. He hears a little voice saying, "Hey, look down here!" He
sees a little frog and it says, "I'm a beautiful young princess and an
evil sorcerer cast a spell on me and turned me into a frog. If you'll
kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful young girl who'll give you the
most delightful sexual experience you've ever had in your entire life!"
He picks up the frog, puts it in his pocket and walks back to join his
friend in the fairway. He tells him what happened and he says, "Well,
aren't you going to kiss the frog? "No, at my age I think I'd rather
have a talking frog." Lyle's Joke Boutique.