FileTitle: Joke1348.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Owl and the Vet
A tired little owl landed on the window ledge of a veterinarians office
and fell asleep.  The vet brought the owl inside and checking him over,
he noticed his tonsils were swollen and he also had severe hemorrhoids.
He gave him a shot, removed both his tonsils and hemorrhoids and placed
him back on the window ledge.  Pretty soon the owl regained
consciousness and flew away.  A few months later he was flying with
another owl who suggested they stop and rest on the very same window
ledge.  The first owl said, "OK, but let's pick another ledge.  I
stopped there awhile back and since then I haven't been able to hoot
worth a shit or shit worth a hoot!"  Lyle's Joke Boutique.