FileTitle: Joke1387.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Great Lunch Place
Two businessmen were talking about good places to have lunch.  One said,
"Maxie's is a wonderful place for lunch.  You go in for lunch and
everyone says 'hello', immediately a delicious sandwich and a cold beer
are set up on the bar for you.  That's followed by several more cold
beers and it's all 'on the house'.  They have music and you get to dance
a bit and then you go into a back room and have wonderful sex.  When
it's time for you to leave, the bartender gives you a twenty dollar bill
and invites you to come back anytime."  The other man says, "You've got
to be kidding.  I find that really hard to believe.  Do you go there
often?"  "No," his friend replies, "actually I've never been there but
my sister goes every noon."   Lyle's Joke Boutique.