A handsome man married an extremely ugly girl. His friends just couldn't believe it and one asked him why he married such an ugly woman. He explained, "I took her out on a date just as a joke. I put my hand in her blouse and she had nice breasts. I slid my other hand down into her panties. Honestly, I don't know how to describe it. Did you ever have a horse eat oats out of your hand?" Lyle's Joke Boutique.