Description: Stupid Plane Crash Humor
Three people were on a doomed plane, rushing rapidly towards its
demise in the ocean.
A Jewish man was hurriedly taping $100 bills all over his body. The
other two asked why. He responded, "Well, if they see me, they'll bring my
body up first."
The Italian man was draping gold chains all over his body. When
questioned, he answered, "Well if they see what I have wrapped around me, I
know they'll pull me out first."
Seeing what was going on, a fat African American woman pulled down
her panties and left them on the floor. "What are you doing?" they asked.
"Well, there's one thing I know," she replied. "They'll sure be
looking for the black box."