FileTitle: Joke1458.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Missing Husband
I like the story of the wife who went to the police station with
her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The
policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6
foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185
pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door
neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big
mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yes, but who
wants HIM back?"