FileTitle: Joke1461.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Penile Transplant - setup variation
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my
penis erect, can you help me?"   After a complete examination the doctor
tells Jack, "Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the
base of your penis are damaged.  There's really nothing I can do for you
unless you are willing to try an experimental treatment."  Jack asks sadly,
"What is this treatment?"  "Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do
is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in
your penis."  Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of
going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for
it."
     A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to
use his improved equipment.  He planned a romantic evening for his
girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the
middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the
point of being uncomfortable.  To release the pressure Jack unzipped his
fly.  His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the
table, grabbed a roll and then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was
stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible!  Can
you do that again?" Jack replied, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can
fit another roll in my ass."