Description: Stolen Car
There's this drunk staggering down the street with his car keys in his
He keeps staggering from one parked car to another until he is finally
detained by a policeman ...
PM: "What's the problem, buddy?"
DRUNK: "Someone stole my car! *hic*"
PM: "Where did you last see it?"
DRUNK: "It was right here on the end of my car key ..."
PM: "Uh huh. Did you happen to notice your fly is open?"
DRUNK: *Looking down at his fly* "Omigod occifer! Someone stole
my girlfriend, too!"