FileTitle: Joke1518.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Stolen Car
There's this drunk staggering down the street with his car keys in his
hand.

He keeps staggering from one parked car to another until he is finally
detained by a policeman ...

PM: "What's the problem, buddy?"

DRUNK: "Someone stole my car! *hic*"

PM: "Where did you last see it?"

DRUNK: "It was right here on the end of my car key ..."

PM: "Uh huh. Did you happen to notice your fly is open?"

DRUNK: *Looking down at his fly* "Omigod occifer! Someone stole
        my girlfriend, too!"