FileTitle: Joke1518.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Stolen Car
There's this drunk staggering down the street with his car keys in his

He keeps staggering from one parked car to another until he is finally
detained by a policeman ...

PM: "What's the problem, buddy?"

DRUNK: "Someone stole my car! *hic*"

PM: "Where did you last see it?"

DRUNK: "It was right here on the end of my car key ..."

PM: "Uh huh. Did you happen to notice your fly is open?"

DRUNK: *Looking down at his fly* "Omigod occifer! Someone stole
        my girlfriend, too!"