Description: Baseball Pun
A hotly contested ball game was in progress in a remote section of a
Hawaiian island when a wild boar suddenly bolted from the woods and
charged at the terrified villager playing left field. The fielder was
lucky. At this precise moment the batter rifled a hit between third
base and shortstop. The ball hit the boar amidships. The boar
stopped in his tracks, then grabbed the ball in his mouth, swallowed
it, and vanished back into the woods.
The umpire proved he was equal to the occasion. He promptly ruled the
hit an inside-the-pork home run.