After marrying a young filly, a ninety-year-old geezer told his
doctor that they were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded
fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an
umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged him. Pointing his umbrella at
the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."
"Impossible!" the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have shot
"Exactly," replied the doctor.