FileTitle: Joke1572.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Impregnation
After marrying a young filly, a ninety-year-old geezer told his
doctor that they were expecting a baby.

"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor.  "An absent-minded
fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an
umbrella.  Suddenly a bear charged him.  Pointing his umbrella at
the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."

"Impossible!" the geezer exclaimed.  "Somebody else must have shot
that bear."

"Exactly," replied the doctor.