FileTitle: Joke1643.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Freudian Slip
Two fellows were talking in a bar when the first fellow says "Hey, what you
just said was a Fruedian slip!"  The second fellow said "What? I don't know
what you mean" The first fellow said "You know, when you say what you are
thinking instead of what you wanted to." The second fellow says "I still
don't know what you mean.." So the first fellow says "You know, like when you
are standing at an airline ticket counter being helped by a beautiful buxom
blonde and you say 'I'd like two pickets to Titsburg" The second fellow says
"Oh! Now I understand! That happens to me all the time. As a matter of fact,
it happened to me yesterday when my wife and I were at the breakfast table
and I meant to say 'Please pass the milk' but what actually came out was 'You
lousy bitch, you've ruined my life'!!!"