Description: Shoe as a Fig Leaf
This boy and girl were driving down the highway and making love at
the same time. Unfortunately, the guy got a little too excited too
soon. So, they had an unfortunate accident as he swerved at high
speed to avoid hitting a little rodent crossing the road and crashed
into a ditch on the side of the road. The totally naked girl was thrown
free from the car. Her boyfriend was trapped in the wreck
however and could not move.
The only article of clothing she could find was his shoe. Running
naked to the nearest farm, she saw a farmer plowing his field.
Holding the shoe in front of her pubic area with the sole showing to
the farmer, she said, "Please, Sir. You have to be help me. We had an
accident and my boyfriend is stuck."
Taking one look at the shoe the farmer replied, " Well Dear. I don't
think there is much I can do if he's that far up already."