FileTitle: Joke1658.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Sunbathing at the Hilton
 A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, spent almost all of her
 vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit
 the first day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see
 her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd
 hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was
 lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

 "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the
 hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't
 mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you
 wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
 "What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly.
 "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

 "Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man.
 "You're lying on the dining room skylight."