Description: Indian Toilet Paper
An Indian (Native American) walks into the trading post and asks for
toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name (generic), Charmin
or White Cloud.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian.
"How much is it?"
"$1 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indians. "What about the
"Charmin is $2 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a
few hours he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for that no
name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no shit offa no