FileTitle: Joke1661.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: 80 Marries 20
An 80 year old guy marries a 20 year old beauty.  She, of course, is
thinking about the inheritance that will soon come her way.  She may even
speed along the time that this inheritance  arrives by giving the old guy a
very active sex life.  So  imagine her distress when, on the third day of
their honeymoon, she finds her new husband  in bed with a 45 year old lady.
The young woman finally  blurts out "What does she have, that I don't have?"
Her spouse replies, "patience."