Description: God's Travel Vacation
Reminds me of the time when God wanted to take a vacation. He wasn't
sure where he wanted to go, so he went to St. Peter for advice.
"How about Mercury" says St. Peter.
"No, I went there 25,000 years ago and got a real bad sunburn" says
"OK, how about Pluto?"
"Nah, I went there 10,000 years ago and broke my leg skiing."
"Ah, how about Earth?"
"No way! I went there 2,000 years ago and knocked up some Jewish
chick, and I'm still catching shit for it!"