FileTitle: Joke1666.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: God's Travel Vacation
     Reminds me of the time when God wanted to take a vacation. He wasn't
     sure where he wanted to go, so he went to St. Peter for advice.
     "How about Mercury" says St. Peter.
     "No, I went there 25,000 years ago and got a real bad sunburn" says
     "OK, how about Pluto?"
     "Nah, I went there 10,000 years ago and broke my leg skiing."
     "Ah, how about Earth?"
     "No way! I went there 2,000 years ago and knocked up some Jewish
     chick, and I'm still catching shit for it!"