FileTitle: Joke1669.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Young Hired Hand Hits a Pig
A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up
the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an
hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right.
"I've got a problem, Boss, I'm stuck here, I've hit a pig."
"Ah, well, these things happen sometimes," says the boss, "Just drag
the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the dark".
"But he's not dead, Boss, he's gotten tangled up on the bull bar, and
I've tried to untangle him, but he's kicking and squealing, and he's real
big, Boss, I'm afraid he's gunna hurt me".
"Never mind," said the Boss, "There's a .303 under the tarp in the
back, get that out and shoot him, then drag the carcass off the road, and
come on home."
"Okay, Boss". Another half an hour goes by, but there's still not a
peep from the young fella. The boss gets back on the CB.
"What's the problem, son?"
"Well, I did what you said Boss, but I'm still stuck."
"What's up? Did you drag the pig off the road like I said?"
"Yeah Boss, but his motorcycle is still jammed under the ute."