A man one day, went to a doctor about a severe pain he had from
his neck to his forehead.  After close examination, the doctor said that
the only cure was to be castrated.  In horror and disbelief, the man went
to a world renoun doctor in Paris France - the best in the world, and asked
him for his opinion. To his dismay, he was again told that castration was
the only cure.  Alas, the pain was so terrible, he did what was recommended.
        After the operation, he went to a very expensive clothing store to
get a new suit in an attempt to console himself.  While he was there, an
attendant told him that he would let him have the complete outfit for FREE
if he the attendant, was unable to guess correctly the sizes of every
article the man was wearing, from his shoes up.  The man gladly accepted
the offer (remember, this is a very expensive store).  The attendant then
proceeded, and was correct about the shoes and the pants.  But when he
said that the shirt was size sixteen and a half, the man jumped for joy,
and told him he was wrong, because he wore a size sixteen.  However, the
attendant calmly told him that he wears sixteen and a half, because if he
wore a sixteen, he would have a severe pain from his neck to his forehead.