Description: Swallowed a Bullet - variation
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available
teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three
times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up.
As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says "Oh!
You're going to have triplets. They're fine but each one has a bullet lodged
in its stomach. Don't worry though the bullets will pass through their
system through normal metabolism."
As time goes on the woman has three children. Two girls and a boy.
Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says "Mommy,
I've done a very weird thing!". Her mother asks her what happened and her
daughter replies "I passed a bullet into the toilet". The woman comforts her
and explains all about the accident at the bank.
A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears
streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!", the mother
says "Let me guess. You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?". The
daughter looks up from her teary eyes and says "Yes. How did you know?". The
mother comforts her child and explains about the incident at the bank.
A month later the boy comes up and says "Mommy, I've done a very bad
thing!". "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?"
"No, I was masturbating and I shot the dog"