Description: Sheep in the Old West
A lawyer from New York was transfered to a small frontier
during the settlement of the West. After several weeks
there he noticed that the town was populated soley by
He asked one of the local cowboys, "What do you do when
you get the urge for a woman?".
The cowboy replied,"See them thar'sheep up on thet
hill. We just go git us one."
"That is disgusting and barbaric!!" replied the lawyer.
After about 3 months the lawyer could not stand it any
longer. He decided though if he was going to do a
sheep, he would show these yokels how to do it right.
He picked out the prettiest sheep of the bunch, bathed her,
put a pink ribbon on her, served her hay on a china
plate, dressed her in fine lingerie, and then took the
sheep to bed.
After he finished he decided to take his new found lover
out for a drink. He wandered into the local saloon with
the sheep under his arm. The piano fell silent, people
dropped drinks, and all the cowboys turned, and stared in
The lawyer said, "You bunch of hippocrites. You look at
me as if I'm some sort of freak for doing what you've
been doing all along. I'm just doing it with more class."
"That ain't the problem.", replied one cowboy, "That's
the sheriff's gal you're with."