FileTitle: Joke1728.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Condon Buying - PA System
She says, "Just let me check here A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up to the girl
at checkout #3.  He asks her, "Do you guys have condoms here?"
She says, "Sure.  What size are you?"
"I don't know," he replies.
"Well, just let me check," the cashier says and she unzips his pants and
takes a feel and then she says over the intercom, "EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS
TO AISLE 3 PLEASE, EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3."  They bring the
condoms and the man pays for them and leaves.

Then, a thirty-year old man walks into the store and up to checkout 3.
He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?"
The cashier replies, "Sure, but what size do you need?"
He says "Well, I don't know."
."  She unzips his pants and takes a
couple of tugs and then says over the intercom, "LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE
3 PLEASE, LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3."  Someone brings the condoms and the
man pays for them and leaves.

Later, a sixteen-year old guy comes into the store and goes up to the
girl at checkout 3 and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell any
condoms here?"
"Yep," she says, "But what size do you need?"
"I don't know." he says.  She unzips his zipper for a feel and then says
over the intercom, "WET CLEAN UP TO AISLE THREE PLEASE, CLEAN UP TO AISLE THREE."