FileTitle: Joke1816.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Man Walks Into a Bar - "Nice Tie"
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.  After sitting for a few
minutes, he hears a voice say, "nice tie."  He looks around but
doesn't see anybody near him and so he forgets about it.

Some time passes and he hears the same voice say, "nice shirt."  This
time he looks everywhere; behind him, up and down the bar, under the
chair, behind the bar, everywhere he can think to look, but he doesn't
see anyone.

A few minutes later he hears, "nice haircut." He can't stand it any
more, so he calls the bartender over and tells him he has been hearing
this voice but can't figure out who is speaking.

The bartender says, "Oh that...  That's the nuts...................."

".....they're complimentary."