FileTitle: Joke1840.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Train Does Not Stop at Victoria
A man travelling on a train ask the ticket collector what time the train
stops at Victoria.
"This train doesn't stop at Victoria, its the express"
"You are joking!, I NEED to get off at Victoria"
"Sorry sir, this train will not stop at Victoria"
"There must be something you can do"
"Well there is one thing"
"What, anything, I need to get off"
"Well, I'll get the driver to slow down and I'll dangle you out the
door and lower you onto the platform"
"my god! will that work"
"Its worth a try"

The train approaches the platform at 50 mph
The ticket collector hangs the man in mid air out the door,
The man starts running!
The man is running in mid air
"Run faster! Run faster!"
The ticket collector lowers the man down.
The mans feet touch the platform!
Smoke flies of his shoes and his heel comes off.
The man is running for his life!
The ticket collector lets go
The man is running at 30mph!!
He's made it, he begins to slow down
He's still running at 20mph along side the train as the other passengers
watch in amazement
As the last carriage goes by a hand grabs the man by the shirt collar
and lifts him back onto the train.
As he's being pulled into the carriage he hears a voice say.....

"Your lucky I was here to help, this train doesn't even stop at
Victoria!!!!"