FileTitle: Joke1853.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Tigers in the Jungle
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the
undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out
with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The
startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, alright!"

The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about
another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his
tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger
turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!"

The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they continue. After about
another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the bottom of
the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear
tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?"

The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying
to get the taste out of my mouth!"