FileTitle: Joke1875.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Army Sergeant Major
     An Army Sergeant Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the
madam and says, " My name is Sergeant Major Dick and I'm here for a
woman!". The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the
best call girl they have for him.
     Sergeant Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his
hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed.
He then says," My name is Sgt. Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years,
and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN. Immediately, his
penis becomes fully erect.
     The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that.
     The Sgt. Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Army thirty
years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE.  His penis
immediately goes limp.
     The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him
for another demonstration.
     The Sgt. Major  says. 'I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK,
ATTEN-HUN. (a raging hard-on once again) and the follows this display of
prowess with the command of DICK, AT EASE. (His penis goes limp once again.)
     The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the
demonstration yet again.
     The Sgt. Major shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in the
Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN.
(His penis becomes immediately erect. And then gives the following command,
"DICK, AT EASE.
     The Sgt. Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still
hard. He then says, "apparently you didn't hear me soldier, DICK, AT EASE.
Once again, his penis is still fully erect. The Sgt. Major is now fuming,
and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE. No luck, his
penis is still hard.
     He yells god dammit and moves to the side of the bed and starts to
masturbate vigorously.
     The prostitute asks '"What the hell is going on?"

     The Sgt. Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and
I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!!!"