FileTitle: Joke1884.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Golfing Preacher
 There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chanv=ce that he could
 get, he could be found onthe golf course swinging away.

 On one particular Sunday it turned out to be a picture perfect day for
 golfing. The sun was shining, the temperature was just right and there
 was very little wind. The preacher was in a quandary and wasn't sure what
 to do....play golf or give the Sunday service. The urge to play golf
 overcame hime and he called in his assistant to take care of the Sunday
 service for him. The preacher packed up his car and drove 3 hours to a
 course where no one would recognize him.

 An angel above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He/she
 went to God and said, "look at the preacher. He should punished for what
 he is doing." God nodded in agreement.

 All alone but enloying it immensely, the preacher teed up on the first
 hole. He swung at the ball and hit a perfect drive. The ball ripped
 through the still air straight as an arrow and 400 yards later it landed
 the green where it gently rolled into the cup. A tremendous hole in one!

 The preacher was amazed and excited.

 The angel was in shock. He/she turned to God and said, "Begging your
 pardon, but I thought that you were going to punish him?" God smiled and
 said, "I did....think about it....who can he tell about this?"