FileTitle: Joke1884.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Golfing Preacher
There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chanv=ce that he could
get, he could be found onthe golf course swinging away.
On one particular Sunday it turned out to be a picture perfect day for
golfing. The sun was shining, the temperature was just right and there
was very little wind. The preacher was in a quandary and wasn't sure what
to do....play golf or give the Sunday service. The urge to play golf
overcame hime and he called in his assistant to take care of the Sunday
service for him. The preacher packed up his car and drove 3 hours to a
course where no one would recognize him.
An angel above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He/she
went to God and said, "look at the preacher. He should punished for what
he is doing." God nodded in agreement.
All alone but enloying it immensely, the preacher teed up on the first
hole. He swung at the ball and hit a perfect drive. The ball ripped
through the still air straight as an arrow and 400 yards later it landed
the green where it gently rolled into the cup. A tremendous hole in one!
The preacher was amazed and excited.
The angel was in shock. He/she turned to God and said, "Begging your
pardon, but I thought that you were going to punish him?" God smiled and
said, "I did....think about it....who can he tell about this?"