FileTitle: Joke1886.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Golfing Confession
 This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have
 sinned."  The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the
 man replies that he used the  "F-word" over the weekend. The priest says,
 "Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language.

 The man replies that he would like to confess as to why he said the
 "F-word". The priest sighs and tells him to continue. Well father I
 played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church. The
 priest says, "And you got upset over that and swore?" The man replied,
 "No, that wasn't why I swore.  On the first tee I duck-hooked my drive
 well left into the trees." The priest said, "And that's when you swore."

 The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions,
 "No, it wasn't.  When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a
 lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green. However, before I could
 hit the ball, a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball and scurried up a
 tree." The priest asked, "Is that when you said the 'F-word'?" The man
 replied, "No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squirrel in
 it's sharp talons and flew away." The priest let out a breath and
 queried, "Is that when you swore?" The man replied, "No, because the
 eagle flew over the green and the dying squirrel let go of my golf ball
 and it landed within 5 inches of the hole."

 The priest screamed, "Don't tell me you missed the  fucking putt!!!"