FileTitle: Joke1890.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Virgin Married Three Times
Okay, a woman whose about to be married (for the fourth time) is
visiting her doctor. During the checkup he asks her about children,
saying she is getting older and shouldn't wait to long. She says she
hopes to have kids one day but she's still a virgin.  "A virgin?" the
doctor exclaims. "You've been married three times already. Surely you've
had sex?"  "No. My first husband was a psychiatrist. He wanted to analyze
it.  My second husband was an English professor. He wanted to write about
it.  My third husband was a contractor. He always said he'd get around to
it but never did. My next husbands a lawyer... I know I'll get screwed."