Description: Amazon Guide Learns English
A missionary, who was journeying up the Amazon, decided to teach his
young guide some English to make the time pass quicker. He would point
to various objects on the shore and give their English names. Everything
was going fine until they saw a young couple making love on the shore.
The minister was embarrassed, and simply said, "Boy riding bicycle."
His guide took his bow, let fly with several arrows, and shouted
"Boy riding MY bicycle."