FileTitle: Joke1925.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Southern Ass
    A woman from Texas and a woman from New York meet at a party.  The
 woman from Texas said to the woman from New York, "Hi!  Where y'all
 from?"  The woman from New York replied, "Where I come from we don't
 end our sentences with prepositions..."

    The Texas woman replied, "Fine!  Where y'all from, BITCH?!"

    A few minutes later, the New Yorker met the Texas woman's husband.
 Intent on getting even with the sassy lass, she asked, (in her most
 suggestive voice) "Is there anything I can do for you, handsome??"

    "Welllll," replied the Texan, "I sure could use a piece of ass."

    The New Yorker nodded and took the Texan into a bedroom. She
 removed her clothes and his clothes, then engaged in a hot session of
 mad passionate lovemaking with him.  After they are done, she again
 asked suggestively, "Now, handsome, is there anything *else* I can do
 for you?"

    "Well, thank you, ma'am," he replied. "I could still use that piece
 of ass for my drink."