Description: Hardware Store - Bastard File
A woman got a job in a hardware store. Her first customer was a drunk guy,
who told her, "I need a bastard file."
"How dare you talk to me like that!" the incensed woman said. Speak to me
courteously, or I will call the manager."
Guy says, "Awright, can I please have a bastard file?"
"That's it!" the woman says, "I am calling the manager!" When the manager
gets there, he explains that a bastard file is a type of very
The woman apologizes to the guy, sells him the file, and he leaves.
Pretty soon the guy staggers back in, wanting another file, telling her the
other wasn't what he needed."
"You need a bigger bastard?" she asks. The guy points in the showcase
and says, "Naw, one of those little fuckers will do."