A man gets on an airplane and doesn't know where the bathroom is, so he
asks one of the lady flight attendants. She says the men's room is full,
but he would be able to use the women's bathroom, but not to press any of
the buttons in the bathroom. So he goes into the women's bathroom and
takes a shit. He presses button one. It's an automatic butt wiper. He
presses button two. It's an automatic ass scratcher. He presses button
three and wakes up in the hospital. He asks the nurse, "What the fuck
happened?!" The nurse says, "You pressed button three, didn't you? Ha!
Automatic tampon remover. It grabbed something else! Your PRICK is in the
jar over there!"